The Join Lily of TLS 39 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate population of 13.848 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 394 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,440 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLS 39's national animal is the Join Lily.

TLS 39 is ranked 47,949^th in the world and 1^st in Bird lands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.84 percentage of bribes refused.