The State of TJetman is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.069 billion TJetmanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The thriving TJetmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 37,229 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 107,820 per year while the poor average 10,187, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the tenet of free speech is held dear, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. TJetman's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TJetman is ranked 295,130^th in the world and 1^st in Czeska Republic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.