The Republic of Tipoldu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr President with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.809 billion Tipoldis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tebolde. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient Tipoldois economy, worth 72.8 trillion Tipoldifs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,235 Tipoldifs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and the possibility of gain causes universal pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tipoldu's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is secular.

Tipoldu is ranked 143,356^th in the world and 681^st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.59 law-abiding acts per hour.