The Imperial Kingdom of Tinjongnia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Eric Tijone with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.513 billion Tinjongnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tihja. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tinjongnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Tinjoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 94,754 Tinjoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the Red Spotted Octopus is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinjongnia's national animal is the Red Spotted Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tianism.

Tinjongnia is ranked 159,079^th in the world and 1,225^th in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,799.45 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.