Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,751st
The Stellar Warrior Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The Andarian Lord Vassal Shah!
Tīmūr bin Taraghay Barlas
Influence
Dominator
The Emperor of Triangulum Constellation
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Timur of the Timurids

Population2.485 billion

CapitalSamarkand
LeaderTīmūr bin Taraghay Barlas
FaithPantheism

CurrencyTanka
AnimalHorse

The Stellar Warrior Empire of Timur of the Timurids is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tīmūr bin Taraghay Barlas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.485 billion Andarian Stellar Timurid Warriors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samarkand. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Andarian Stellar Timurid Warrior economy, worth 114 trillion Tankas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 45,959 Tankas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timur of the Timurids's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Timur of the Timurids is ranked 9,652nd in the world and 1st in The Triangulum Constellation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,528.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,722ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,294thNicest Citizens: 31,274th

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