The Stellar Ancient Kingdom of The Alans is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Attaces the Warrior with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 3.536 billion Andarian Stellar Alanian Warriors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maghas. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The Andarian Stellar Alanian Warrior economy, worth 190 trillion Soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,943 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Alans's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

The Alans is ranked 233,278^th in the world and 1^st in The Triangulum Constellation for Largest Black Market, with 271 billion Standard Monetary Units.