The Most Serene Republic of Timsoara is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 517 million Timsoarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The strong Timsoaran economy, worth 37.1 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,674 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Warning signs caution Timsoarans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timsoara's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Timsoara is ranked 207,594^th in the world and 1^st in Eadora for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 33.83 on the Hayek Index.