Most Valuable International Artwork: 227thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,539thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,910th
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Timofeyland

Population1.358 billion

CapitalNone
LeaderYou

CurrencyTimi
Animalfox

The Free Land of Timofeyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by You with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.358 billion Timofeylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timofeylandian economy, worth 151 trillion Timis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,269 Timis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Timofeylandian lands, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timofeyland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timofeyland is ranked 28,658th in the world and 78th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,770.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 227thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,539thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,910thMost Influential: 4,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,544thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,713thRudest Citizens: 5,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,761stMost Devout: 6,766thNicest Citizens: 8,057thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,957thMost Inclusive: 9,181stNudest: 9,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,001stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,812thHighest Food Quality: 11,238thBest Weather: 11,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,869thMost Cultured: 12,238thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,539thMost Developed: 16,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 18,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,634thMost Efficient Economies: 19,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,119thLargest Governments: 21,816thSmartest Citizens: 22,538thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,656thMost Politically Free: 23,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,901stHealthiest Citizens: 26,483rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionNudest: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 85th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Extreme: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 170th in the region

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