The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.579 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,514 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 223,449 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, recognizing the Timaoan flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the price of freedom is about half a million Fifa Club World Cups. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 5^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Food Quality, scoring 846.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.