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The Fielzão of
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Timao

Population34.621 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.621 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,828 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 283,901 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 23,251st in the world and 3rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Nudest, with 217.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4thLargest Governments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4thMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 5thSmartest Citizens: 5thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5thBest Weather: 6thMost Pacifist: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thMost Inclusive: 22ndMost Rebellious Youth: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost Cultured: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 81stLeast Corrupt Governments: 99thMost Scientifically Advanced: 194thMost Stationary: 236thSafest: 359thHighest Economic Output: 459thHighest Poor Incomes: 937thLargest Populations: 1,051stMost Influential: 1,451stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,982ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,608thMost Secular: 13,973rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,699th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the horniness of the great-horned Gavião is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, scientists are working on a way to automate the role of Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto.

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