The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.877 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,868 trillion fifa club world cups a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 215,470 fifa club world cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, fat-shaming is now public policy, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 41^st in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 25,966.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.