The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.673 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,872 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is a breathtaking 500,746 Fifa Club World Cups, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,488,886 per year while the poor average 132,037, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 310,871^st in the world and 2^nd in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -51.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.