The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.204 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,018 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 234,440 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Timaoan flag qualifies you for citizenship, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and they say that Corinthians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 28,106^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Developed, scoring 75.4 on the Human Development Index.