The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.85 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,334 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 226,182 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, a government program is underway to revitalize Timao's beaches, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 6^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Nicest Citizens, with 272.18 average smiles per day.