Population | 38.28 billion |
Capital | Itaquerão |
Leader | Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto |
Faith | Coringão |
Currency | Fifa Club World Cup |
Animal | Gavião |
The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.28 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,218 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 240,814 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.
Timao is ranked 269,133rd in the world and 3rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.31 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
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Timao, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
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Timao, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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Timao, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
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Timao, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
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Timao, recognizing the Timaoan flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Star City.