The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.286 billion Corinthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 15,323 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 324,061 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 7^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Nicest Citizens, with 336.52 average smiles per day.