The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.621 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,828 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 283,901 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 23,251^st in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Nudest, with 217.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.