Population | 9.611 billion |
Capital | Hamilton |
Leader | Tim Horton |
Faith | Doughnuts |
Currency | Square Meter of Dirt |
Animal | Canadian |
The United Socialist States of Tim Horton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tim Horton with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.611 billion Tim Hortonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tim Hortonian economy, worth 963 trillion Square Meters of Dirt a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,301 Square Meters of Dirt, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, towns are often run by puppets, a passport is literally priceless, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Tim Horton's national animal is the Canadian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doughnuts.
Tim Horton is ranked 282,067th in the world and 294th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tim Horton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Tim Horton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Tim Horton was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : Tim Horton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Tim Horton, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Tim Horton, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Tim Horton, towns are often run by puppets.
- : Following new legislation in Tim Horton, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in Tim Horton, many friends and relatives of Tim Horton have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Tim Horton was endorsed by The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 26 » New Arkados, Henchikurin, Sincadenas, Rorlenland, Martilliopen, Kawany, Nepacton Murt, Soviet Trailer Park, Midterra, Themsylvanii, Fibish, Zaratov, Newer Zealand, Marxist Land of Peoples, Hussija, Rhenna, United Asahi, Larger Green Plants, Runegeist, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Huazhi, Sauros, Volkersland, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, and Ancron.