The Vengeful Vigilance of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.669 billion Northerners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The all-consuming Tim-Opolisian economy, worth an astonishing 12,243 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 343,250 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laws are littered with references to cheese, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Tim-Opolisian government policy, and vacationing Northerners expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 278,013^th in the world and 189^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.