The Haku of Haku is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 13.208 billion Hakuese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hakuese economy, worth 530 trillion Starcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,151 Starcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, every workday begins with group therapy, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime is almost non-existent. Haku's national animal is the Celestial Sea Lion and its national religion is Stellar Spiritualism.

Haku is ranked 170,429^th in the world and 212^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.