The Republic of Tikikey is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tikki Cookie with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.464 billion Tikikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chococoa. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikikeyian economy, worth 524 trillion Cookis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,553 Cookis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and one can wake up in Tikikey and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikikey's national animal is the Gemstones, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tikikianism.

Tikikey is ranked 5,405^th in the world and 1^st in Shambolic Archipelago for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,718.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.