The Great Land of Tikaphi Tribe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Kronos with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.019 billion Tikaphi Tribeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phitan City. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikaphi Tribean economy, worth 208 trillion Tikas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,223 Tikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, religious education is a new government priority, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Tikaphi Tribeans's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikaphi Tribe's national animal is the Brown Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aztet.

Tikaphi Tribe is ranked 14,938^th in the world and 49^th in Thaecia for Nicest Citizens, with 26.36 average smiles per day.