The Protectorate of Thy Indian Subcontinet is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.317 billion Thy Indian Subcontinetians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of humburger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Thy Indian Subcontinetian economy, worth 360 trillion Golden pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 56,950 Golden pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,054 per year while the poor average 3,570, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Thy Indian Subcontinet's new capital, and calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thy Indian Subcontinet's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thy Indian Subcontinet is ranked 193,671^st in the world and 10,223^rd in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,016 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.