The Commonwealth of Thunderstormtyphoon is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million Thunderstormtyphoonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The Thunderstormtyphoonian economy, worth 352 billion Thunders a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 50,317 Thunders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, military spending is on the increase, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thunderstormtyphoon's national animal is the Cá.

Thunderstormtyphoon is ranked 194,785^th in the world and 4^th in Kiato for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.19 law-abiding acts per hour.