The Celtic Confederate of Canovium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glyndŵr with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.814 billion Canovas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maes-teg. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canoviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Credyds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,550 Credyds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canovium's national animal is the Ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristnogaeth.

Canovium is ranked 289,850^th in the world and 1,448^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.