
| Population | 24.889 billion |
| Capital | Coleridge |
| Leader | Ebeziah Muji |
| Faith | Nine Divines |
| Currency | Vasel Dollar |
| Animal | Totar |
The Imperial State of Thneedtown is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.889 billion Thneedans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleridge. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Vasel Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,030 Vasel Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Ebeziah Muji's office, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and they say that Thneedans made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.
Thneedtown is ranked 33,830th in the world and 1,498th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 234.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
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Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
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Thneedtown altered its national flag.
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Thneedtown was refounded in Lazarus.
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Thneedtown ceased to exist in Lazarus.
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Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
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Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
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Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.






































