Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,900thBest Weather: 3,202ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,609th
The Imperial State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself
Ebeziah Muji
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Thneedtown

Population24.889 billion

CapitalColeridge
LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines

CurrencyVasel Dollar
AnimalTotar

The Imperial State of Thneedtown is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.889 billion Thneedans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleridge. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Vasel Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,030 Vasel Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Ebeziah Muji's office, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and they say that Thneedans made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 33,830th in the world and 1,498th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 234.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,900thBest Weather: 3,202ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,609thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,730thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,000thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,082ndSafest: 6,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,021stMost Pacifist: 7,165thNicest Citizens: 7,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,674thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,686thHighest Food Quality: 7,951stMost Accessible: 8,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,313thMost Cultured: 8,408thMost Developed: 8,724thHighest Economic Output: 9,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,503rdMost Inclusive: 10,529thSmartest Citizens: 11,559thHealthiest Citizens: 12,022ndLargest Populations: 12,805thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,165thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,225th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 178th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionSafest: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 371st in the regionMost Pacifist: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 403rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Accessible: 423rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 425th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 444th in the regionMost Cultured: 452nd in the regionMost Developed: 480th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 513th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 548th in the regionMost Inclusive: 563rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 662nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 685th in the regionLargest Governments: 779th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 856th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,132nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,498th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Thneedtown altered its national flag.
  • : Thneedtown was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Thneedtown ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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