The Incorporated States of Thneed is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 410 million Thneedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Thneedian economy, worth 20.0 trillion thneeds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,801 thneeds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,531 per year while the poor average 3,059, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thneed's national animal is the thneed, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thneed is ranked 34,262^nd in the world and 48^th in Forest for Rudest Citizens, with 107.14 insults per minute.