Most Secular: 1,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,549th
The Judge of
Iron Fist Consumerists
On harvest is where we forge our own future
Premier Elijah
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Third Soviet Union

Population2.94 billion

CapitalThe Moscow Megacity
LeaderPremier Elijah

CurrencyRussian ruble
AnimalRussian bear

The Judge of Third Soviet Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Elijah with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.94 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moscow Megacity. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 759 trillion Russian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,257 Russian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Russian bear Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third Soviet Union's national animal is the Russian bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Third Soviet Union is ranked 153,794th in the world and 218th in First World Order for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 654.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Secular: 1,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,218thTop
Most Avoided: 2,316thLargest Mining Sector: 2,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,051stHighest Average Incomes: 3,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,689thLargest Black Market: 4,110thLargest Retail Industry: 4,548thLowest Crime Rates: 4,675thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,236thLargest Governments: 8,386thMost Efficient Economies: 9,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,222ndMost Authoritarian: 10,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,830thMost Conservative: 11,523rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,694thSmartest Citizens: 13,622ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,873rdMost Developed: 21,802nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the region

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