The United Socialist States of Therealycooliland is a small, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 40 million Therealycoolilandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Therealycoolilandian economy, worth 1.23 trillion Pings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,697 Pings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Therealycooliland, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Therealycooliland's national animal is the Naked Mole Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Therealycooliland is ranked 11,765^th in the world and 13^th in Wysteria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.28 percentage of bribes refused.