The Colony of THEF33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.893 billion THEF33ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient THEF33ian economy, worth 562 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,522 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. THEF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

THEF33 is ranked 202,809^th in the world and 1^st in The Flotilla for Largest Governments, scoring 9.59 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.