The MEDIC of Theamylanoisoliatlas is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jake the Almighty with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.367 billion Whitians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CITY. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient White economy, worth a remarkable 2,776 trillion steam casheses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,655 steam casheses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse, blue bloods are welcome in Theamylanoisoliatlas, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Theamylanoisoliatlas's national animal is the cookie and cheeno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Theamylanoisoliatlas is ranked 25,610^th in the world and 5^th in The Alliance of Eros for Fattest Citizens, with 15.67 Obesity Rate.