Population | 922 million |
Capital | Northern Citadel |
Leader | Federal Assembly |
Currency | Koruna |
Animal | Crow |
The Federal Republic of Northern Laliquestandlaving is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Assembly with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 922 million Northern Laliquestandlavingians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Citadel. The average income tax rate is 6.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Laliquestandlavingian economy, worth 146 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,032 Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The only place where one can see the Northern Laliquestandlavingian cherry tree is in a museum, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Northern Laliquestandlaving's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Northern Laliquestandlaving is ranked 12,444th in the world and 299th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 364.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
- : Northern Laliquestandlaving was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, the only place where one can see the Northern Laliquestandlavingian cherry tree is in a museum.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Laliquestandlaving, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Angbhand, Europeasia, Elaribel, Nation6, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Andromeda Islands, West Ravayale, Chocolatistan, New French Nation, Llanfyrhall, New Anarchisticstan, ECC Norway, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.