The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Furina de Fontaine with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.397 billion Anarchistics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenschaftlich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Anarchistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 331,986 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, newspapers are celebrating Furina de Fontaine saving over a million cats from trees, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anarchisticstan's national animal is the Surintendante Chevalmarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benevolence.

New Anarchisticstan is ranked 290,026^th in the world and 6,857^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.27 kickbacks per hour.