The Dominion of The Wolverines is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.086 billion Wolverinesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The strong Wolverinesian economy, worth 125 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 59,933 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, a major religion has been named as The Wolverines's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of The Wolverines in an international press conference, and The Wolverines has designated The Wolverines City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wolverines's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Wolverines is ranked 71,847^th in the world and 35^th in Canada for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,340.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.