The People's Republic of The USSVG is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Quokka with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.994 billion Guardians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mārōmotu. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ramian economy, worth 706 trillion shmoolahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,839 shmoolahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, recognizing the Ramian flag qualifies you for citizenship, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The USSVG's national animal is the Woolly Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The USSVG is ranked 310,811^th in the world and 5^th in USSD for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,016.34 Standard Monetary Units.