The 圣公宗的毛思想人民共和国 of The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by 毛思想共产党 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.519 billion Maoists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 圣玛丽人民公社. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Maoist economy, worth a remarkable 4,648 trillion 共产镑s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 206,442 共产镑s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, most foreigners can't name the leader of The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Kindom under Socialist Rule's national animal is the 猫仔, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 爱国圣公会.

The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is ranked 4,544^th in the world and 1^st in The Maoist Communist Party for Highest Poor Incomes, with 169,696.19 Standard Monetary Units.