The Anglican Peoples Dollis Hill of Socialist Kizectopia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonathan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.792 billion Kizectopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dollis Hill. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kizectopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Dollis Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,385 Dollis Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Kizectopia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Socialist Kizectopia is ranked 310,543^rd in the world and 10^th in The Maoist Communist Party for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.67 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.