The Democratic States of The Unified Dutch Provinces is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 211 million Dutches hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The Unified Dutch Provincesian economy, worth 9.52 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,101 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Dutch Provinces's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Unified Dutch Provinces is ranked 27,280^th in the world and 99^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Safest, scoring 110.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.