The Military Junta of The Tuchoimi Peoples Liberation Front is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Khan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.682 billion Tuchoimi rebels are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ''wherever the General is''. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant TPLF economy, worth 47.6 trillion TPLF labor slips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,922 TPLF labor slips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Tuchoimi Peoples Liberation Front's national animal is the UTAF soldier, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is General Khan's personality cult.

The Tuchoimi Peoples Liberation Front is ranked 289,276^th in the world and 128^th in Geopolity for Safest, scoring 3.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.