The United Sultanate States of The Third Minor Falklands Remake is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Ramul Rahman with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.131 billion Third Minor Falklandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northernland. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Third Minor Falkian economy, worth 318 trillion TMFMS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,120 TMFMS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Third Minor Falklands Remake's national animal is the Exotic Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

The Third Minor Falklands Remake is ranked 40,800^th in the world and 26^th in Wintercrest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.