The Baseball Team of The Texas Rangers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.266 billion Texas Rangersians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlington. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Texas Rangersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,647 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Texas Rangers's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Baseball.

The Texas Rangers is ranked 82,578^th in the world and 2,341^st in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,980.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.