The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord-Director Skylar ven Anri with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.952 billion Snazzylanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icarus Landing. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Snazzish economy, worth a remarkable 6,240 trillion dolla dolla bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,763 dolla dolla bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, Lord-Director Skylar ven Anri's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown. The Snazzylands's national animal is the jackalope, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Snazzylands is ranked 2,560^th in the world and 5^th in Haiku for Highest Food Quality, scoring 260.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.