The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mymy with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 25.063 billion Snazzylanders are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japsterdam. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Snazzish economy, worth a remarkable 7,923 trillion dolla dolla bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 316,140 dolla dolla bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime is totally unknown. The Snazzylands's national animal is the jackalope, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Snazzylands is ranked 137,591^st in the world and 5^th in Haiku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,308.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.