The Territorial Federation of The Sernetian colonies is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sernetian Imperial Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.289 billion Sernetians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sernetesen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The all-consuming Sernetian coloniesian economy, worth 485 trillion metrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 91,817 metrons, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across The Sernetian colonies, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The Sernetian colonies's national animal is the skroze, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

The Sernetian colonies is ranked 153,498^th in the world and 3^rd in Metrop0litan Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 658.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.