The WitchOfTroubleInElectricBlue of New Eestiball is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.247 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,854 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 53,376^th in the world and 346^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 26.12 flags saluted per person per day.