The Federal Republic of The New Dacians is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Aurel Niculaie with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.27 billion Dacians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pătrașcugrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,466 trillion Râs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,852 Râs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Dacian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Dacians's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Soterician Malchiahism.

The New Dacians is ranked 7,841^st in the world and 198^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,495.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.