The Quiet Crypts of The Nation Keeper is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 43.442 billion Nation Keepers enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nation Keeperian economy, worth 842 trillion tombstones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,401 tombstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nation Keeper's national animal is the raven.

The Nation Keeper is ranked 201,602^nd in the world and 5^th in The Cemetery for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.