| Population | 15.152 billion |
| Capital | Belton |
| Leader | The Gun-Toting Maniac |
| Faith | Hedonism |
| Currency | Bullet |
| Animal | Dog |
The Utopia of The Mucha Solution is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Gun-Toting Maniac with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.152 billion Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belton. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mucha Solutionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 166,517 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Mucha Solution's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hedonism.
The Mucha Solution is ranked 328,606th in the world and 54th in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Mucha Solution was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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The Mucha Solution, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
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The Mucha Solution, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
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The Mucha Solution, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
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The Mucha Solution, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
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The Mucha Solution, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
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The Mucha Solution, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
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The Mucha Solution, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
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The Mucha Solution, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
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The Mucha Solution, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.








































