The United States of The Moefront is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 278 million Moefrontians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Moefrontian economy, worth 21.1 trillion Pantsus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,734 Pantsus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, punitive tariffs protect local industry, genetic research is facing major headwinds, and contestants on The Moefront's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moefront's national animal is the Hoodweeb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Moefront is ranked 47,615^th in the world and 48^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,664.81 Standard Monetary Units.