The Rogue Nation of Albiroja is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Pinchas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The powerhouse Pincha economy, worth 1.67 trillion Pins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,736 Pins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,310 per year while the poor average 8,374, a ratio of 42.9 to 1.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Pin treacle machine, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Pincha Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Albiroja's national animal is the Redwhite Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Albiroja is ranked 20,108^th in the world and 9^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 69,609.08 Standard Monetary Units.