The Empire of The Modern New Spanish Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Recolone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.561 billion Spanishes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Modern New Spanish Empirean economy, worth 651 trillion Memecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,157 Memecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, Modern New Spanish Empirean watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Modern New Spanish Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Memenism.

The Modern New Spanish Empire is ranked 219,834^th in the world and 84^th in Anteria for Most Primitive, scoring -96.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.