The Republic of Swinas is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Eduard Hoffman with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.483 billion Suina enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuasoelat. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suina economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion capemas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,036 capemas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, playing card suits are sold separately, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime is totally unknown. Swinas's national animal is the Suina Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suina Orthodoxy.

Swinas is ranked 88,673^rd in the world and 43^rd in Anteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.72 law-abiding acts per hour.