Population | 11.18 billion |
Capital | Queer Lake |
Leader | Frida Lovall |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | ¥esca |
Animal | Tuxedo Swan |
The Radically Inclusive Homeland of The Lavender Country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frida Lovall with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.18 billion Lavenderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queer Lake. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Lavenderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion ¥escas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,910 ¥escas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and Frida Lovall's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown. The Lavender Country's national animal is the Tuxedo Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.
The Lavender Country is ranked 22,708th in the world and 33rd in International Democratic Union for Safest, scoring 112.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Lavender Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : The Lavender Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : The Lavender Country's influence in International Democratic Union rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : The Lavender Country created a custom banner.
- : The Lavender Country created a custom banner.
- : The Lavender Country created a custom banner.
- : The Lavender Country created a custom banner.
- : The Lavender Country created a custom banner.
- : The Lavender Country changed its national faith to "Secularism".
- : The Lavender Country altered its national flag.