The Republic of The Last Laser Master is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.94 billion Last Laser Masters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Last Laser Master economy, worth 724 trillion Lasers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 55,953 Lasers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,728 per year while the poor average 11,622, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, genetic researchers have been expelled, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Last Laser Master's national animal is the Midichlorian, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Last Laser Master is ranked 64,301^st in the world and 106^th in Penguia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,721.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.