Population | 26.412 billion |
Capital | Sovkagrad |
Leader | The Red Liberation Front |
Faith | Gaytheism |
Currency | Shiny Sikkel |
Animal | antigay |
The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Red Liberation Front with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 26.412 billion Reds are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 8,033 trillion Shiny Sikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 304,160 Shiny Sikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action, and reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Red Rainbow's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.
The Land of the Red Rainbow is ranked 1,314th in the world and 24th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 156.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Economic Output.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Urali, infecting 27 million survivors.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Urali, infecting 27 million survivors.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Agender Thalassocracy of DragonKhorse, infecting 11 million survivors.