The Unholy Hate filled Land of The Holy Empire Of New Berlin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adolphski Ivanov Ⅲ Der Lebensbringer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.514 billion Little Ones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Empire Of New Berlinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Pure Unyielding Screams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,801 Pure Unyielding Screams, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire Of New Berlin's national animal is the Bradley Robins, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Holy Empire Of New Berlin is ranked 289,526^th in the world and 11,000^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.