The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnny Sample with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.406 billion Galactic Armada of Sampleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Galactic Armada of Samplean economy, worth 172 trillion swats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,422 swats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, interest in globalism never flags, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime is relatively low. The Galactic Armada of Sample's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Here We Go Steelers.

The Galactic Armada of Sample is ranked 247,715^th in the world and 379^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Developed, scoring 52.65 on the Human Development Index.