The Holy Empire of The Five Temples of Jerusalem is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14 million Templars are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The fragile Five Temples of Jerusalemian economy, worth 311 billion Deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,207 Deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Five Temples of Jerusalem's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Five Temples of Jerusalem is ranked 106,842nd in the world and 77th in Sancturia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 72.96 years.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem's influence in Sancturia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups.
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The Five Temples of Jerusalem, the incidence of wrist sprains is falling.



